exactly what it says on the tin: these are all my stories that you don't need to know the canon for. they're not related in any way to each other.
In which there is Jewish geography, unreasonable amounts of fried food, underage gambling and Maxine successfully does not set anything on fire. Hanukkah at the Cohens' is not really something you can be prepared for in advance.
Esther Roberts will always be Jewish because there will always be someone to remind her she is Jewish.
Phil has the power to seduce men with a glance. Unfortunately, he is utterly and completely heterosexual. So what do you do with such a useless power?
You fight crime. Of course.
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