Name: dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap (Signed) · Date: 30 Apr 2017 08:11 PM · For: Red Eye

She was sobbing and the dog was in so much pain, I used a quick Episkey and fixed its leg. You know, you’d think she’d be more grateful, but no, she—”

 

 

I’m sorry I know it’s awful but I find this quite hilarious. I honestly am not sure I even believe Hugo at this point and we’re only at round two. Does he have the worst taste in women or does he just think Scorpius with his coffee cup is cute? I hope it’s the latter because then I’d just feel a bit awful for laughing at him.

 

 

A bit.

 

 

Not 100%.

 

 

“There are… other Grindylows in the lake?” Scorpius tried.

 

 

Head meet desk. Scorpius for the love of—

 

 

“—and he was crying and I was crying and the dreidel was on fire—”

 

 

COME ON NOW!

 

 

YOU DIDN’T JUST!

 

 

A DREIDEL!

 

 

HUGO, WHY!

 

 

OH MY GOD I LOVED THIS! IT WAS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY BUT NOT OVER THE TOP FLUFFY BUT AT THE SAME TIME OVER THE TOP FLUFFY. I’M FANGIRLING OVER YOU RIGHT NOW! GOSH, HUGO SOUNDED SO DREAMY!

 

 

SCORPIUS AND THAT LIST I MEAN COME ON NOW!

 

 

You go Scorpius! You get that man! I can’t believe the entire story began and ended with coffee. It was just genius. Pure genius. WHAT GOES ON IN YOUR HEAD?