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Elara Avery was entering her seventh year of Hogwarts with a broken engagement to a dangerous man, the threat of expulsion held over her head by her extortionist Headmaster, and the expectation that she either be engaged or prepared to join the "family business" by Christmas. All of this because of one fateful night where that idiotic fourth year helped the Dark Lord rise again and inadvertently ruined all of Elara's most well laid plans. With the help of friends new and old, a turncoat potions professor, and a certain devious redhead she might  just be able to graduate keeping everyone satisfied...

Or she might just die trying. 

There are Jiangshi corpses on the streets, a statue dancing through the parks, and rumours of Yin Iron and corruption slipping in with the mists from the sea.

These things are normal.

There is a toddler found alone on a boat and burning, a strange man with a red ribbon sits in Lan Wangji's seat, and the Little Apple Twist mocktail now has vodka.

These things are not.

Or, Wei Wuxian returns to Hong Kong and really, everything spirals out of control from there.

Wen Qing: this chat wasn't created so you could spam everyone in it with your endless crying over lan zhan

Wen Qing: it's been a thousand years, how is this still going on?

Jiang Wanyin: thinking this would ever stop was your first mistake

Jiang Wanyin: the second is thinking wuxian created this chat for anything other than bitching

Jin Zixuan: Didn't Huaisang create this chat?

Nie Huaisang: for the vibes~~~

Nikolai Lantsov: newly minted head chef and owner of Sturmhond, the new restaurant across the street from the Little Palace.

Zoya Nazyalensky: head chef of the Little Palace, the restaurant losing their customers to their competition across the street. Number one hater of one Nikolai Lantsov.

They're former colleagues turned enemies and Zoya is determined to destroy Nikolai's dreams, starting with his ugly little restaurant.

a Grishaverse fic

the five original sailor guardians get into a debate about whose outfit and powers are the most disappointing.

Two sides of the same coin live in adjacent offices at the Daily Prophet: Good News and Bad News. Rose Weasley is all joy and repressive outbursts of anger, and Scorpius Malfoy stews in his cynicism and hides behind a smirk. When a Magical Storm ravages London, the two are yeeted into a forced cohabitation that works far, far better than either of them would have predicted.