We are Netrophil. You cannot stop us. You cannot find us. We are just like you.

There have been rumours of Pandora Haze, a technology company working with the government, creating a way to control humans. There have been rumours of suspicious tests in genetics laboratories all over the country. There have been death threats and bombings and fires and, once or twice, a few mostly-accidental murders. Netrophil is the group responsible. Unfortunately, it mostly consists of university students who don't understand the dangers. This is the story of how Janine attempts to lead a cell of revolutionaries who are, let's be honest, more interested in whether she's having sex with Sara Smith than the destruction of humanity.

Or, the one where all your faves are part of Netrophil.

When the serpent comes to whisper in your ear, he does not slither or hiss. You always thought you would be able to see Temptation coming; you would be able to avoid it. You would be better than Eve. You would learn from her mistakes.

Jack and Eugene host Abel Township Masterchef, featuring Simon Lauchlan and his tactical bacon.