Argus Filch
A collection of stories written for Fairest of the Rare's LoveFest 2023
Characters: Alecto Carrow, Argus Filch, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Draco Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Marcus Flint, Neville Longbottom, Nymphadora Tonks, Oliver Wood, Original Female Character, Pansy Parkinson, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Ron Weasley, Severus Snape, Sybill Trelawney
Pairings: Lily Evans/Severus Snape (HP), Nymphadora Tonks/Remus Lupin (HP), Unlisted Pairing
Representation: None
Story Type: Flash Fiction (under 1000 words), Story Collection
FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Consent Issues, Domestic Abuse, Sexual Content, Slurs, Substance Abuse, Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): War
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, AU, Fairy Tale/Fable, Fluff, Romance, Smut
Tropes: Belligerent Sexual Tension , Big Happy Family, Established Relationship, Family, Magical Creature, Mutual Pining, Rare Pair
Completed ·
Published: 18 Jan 2023 ·
Updated: 24 Feb 2023 ·
Words: 5780 ·
Chapters: 11 ·
Reviews: 36 ·
Likes: 3 ·
Reads: 156
Series: None
An attempt to write Peeves' personal journey from mischief maker to someone who is, well, not quite as bad as he once was. From picking on first years, to Lily, to some unsavory characters.
For RogueSlytherin's Holding Out for an Anti-Hero Challenge
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Alecto Carrow, Amycus Carrow, Argus Filch, Dean Thomas, Dolores Umbridge, Draco Malfoy, Gregory Goyle, Helga Hufflepuff, Horace Slughorn, James Potter I, Lily Evans Potter, Minerva McGonagall, Neville Longbottom, Peeves, Pomona Sprout, Poppy Pomfrey, Seamus Finnigan, Severus Snape, Sirius Black, Vincent Crabbe Jr.
Pairings: James Potter I/Lily Evans (Harry Potter)
Representation: None
Story Type: Short Story (under 10,000 words)
FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Consent Issues, Domestic Abuse, Sexual Content, Slurs, Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Bullying, Discrimination, Homophobia, Internalized Oppression, Misogyny, War
Genre: Drama, Fluff, General, Humor, Romance
Tropes: None
Completed ·
Published: 02 Aug 2021 ·
Updated: 13 Aug 2021 ·
Words: 6700 ·
Chapters: 7 ·
Reviews: 7 ·
Likes: 2 ·
Reads: 78
Series: None
Minutes from the Hogwarts staff meeting on Friday 3rd March 1978, recorded (with much frustration) by Prof. Lysander Beauregard.
Characters: Albus Dumbledore, Argus Filch, Aurora Sinistra, Cuthbert Binns, Filius Flitwick, Horace Slughorn, Igor Karkaroff, Irma Pince, Minerva McGonagall, Original Female Character, Original Male Character, Rolanda Hooch, Rubeus Hagrid, Septima Vector, Unlisted Character
Pairings: Unlisted Pairing
Representation: ADHD, Latinx, LGBTQIA+, Middle Eastern, Mixed Race, Person of Color
Story Type: One-Shot
FFT Groups:
Completed ·
Published: 24 Jun 2021 ·
Updated: 25 Jun 2021 ·
Words: 4925 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 10 ·
Likes: 5 ·
Reads: 1140
Series: None
'Appearances are everything, Daphne.'
In a world ruled by shadows and fear, Daphne Greengrass crafts herself the mask she needs to survive.
(Third place in MadiMalfoy's Broadway Musical Song Challenge; also written for FineFrenzy_'s The Slytherin-Centric Challenge)
Characters: Alecto Carrow, Amycus Carrow, Anthony Goldstein, Argus Filch, Astoria Greengrass, Blaise Zabini, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy, Ernie Macmillan, Ginny Weasley, Gregory Goyle, Lavender Brown, Lucius Malfoy, Luna Lovegood, Millicent Bulstrode, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Neville Longbottom, Original Character, Padma Patil, Pansy Parkinson, Parvati Patil, Poppy Pomfrey, Seamus Finnigan, Severus Snape, Susan Bones, Theodore Nott, Unlisted Character, Vincent Crabbe Jr., Zacharias Smith
Pairings: None
Representation: Anxiety
Story Type: Challenge Entry, One-Shot
FFT Groups:
Rating and Advisories (required): Mature Audiences (Consent Issues, Slurs, Sexual Content, Substance Abuse, Violence)
Content Warnings (optional): Bullying, Discrimination, Dying/Grieving, War
Genre: Action/Adventure, Angst, Dark, Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Song Fic
Tropes: Family, Feminism, Friendship, Law/Politics, School
Completed ·
Published: 05 Apr 2019 ·
Updated: 24 Feb 2020 ·
Words: 7566 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 11 ·
Likes: 3 ·
Reads: 105


The story of Argus Filch's (and Mrs Norris'!) early life before they ended up in Hogwarts.
Handsome banner by Lola at TDA. Thank you!
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Angst, Fluff, Song Fic
Tropes: None
Completed ·
Published: 13 Sep 2018 ·
Updated: 15 Sep 2018 ·
Words: 2475 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 5 ·
Likes: 1 ·
Reads: 990
Argus Filch has a heart, but it only breaks once.
For val's '"The Snazzy Words Challenge"
For Deeds' "Filch In Love Challenge"
August, 2018
Rating and Advisories (required): Teen Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: General
Tropes: Careers, Friendship
Completed ·
Published: 10 Aug 2018 ·
Updated: 11 Aug 2018 ·
Words: 3311 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 5 ·
Likes: 2 ·
Reads: 622
Series: None
Filch needs some excitement in his life. This is how he gets it.
Rating and Advisories (required): All Audiences (None)
Content Warnings (optional): None
Genre: Drama, Humor
Tropes: Sports
Completed ·
Published: 10 Mar 2018 ·
Updated: 10 Mar 2018 ·
Words: 838 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 1 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 900

Come one, come all to the first annual Squib Valentine’s Day Mixer!
The perfect chance to meet your non-magical partner in life.
(Refreshments will be served)
Banner Asphodelic @ TDA
Completed ·
Published: 12 Feb 2017 ·
Updated: 21 Feb 2017 ·
Words: 2819 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 1 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 767
Series: None

It took exactly eleven years for him to realize that he'd always be at odds with his mother's legacy.
For Griffin_Ducks "The Dowager Countess Quote" Challenge. angelica. @ TDA made the lovely banner
Completed ·
Published: 29 Jan 2017 ·
Updated: 29 Jan 2017 ·
Words: 2343 ·
Chapters: 1 ·
Reviews: 1 ·
Likes: 0 ·
Reads: 21
Series: None