Aziraphale Fell is a flight attendant who excels at delivering top notch customer service, but when it comes to his relationships outside the aircraft, things tend to crash and burn. After a particularly bumpy breakup, he decides to try a more casual approach to fulfilling his needs on the ground. What he can’t anticipate is that the man of his choosing ends up being a frequent flier on one of his monthly lines.

Anthony Jay Crowley is a London based architect who is working on a project in New York City. The last thing Crowley expects is to bump into the affable steward at the same bar following his flight. Starved for companionship, Crowley cannot help but be drawn to this man's quiet charms.

What was originally intended as a single night of passion soon turns into something more, which leads Aziraphale to wonder if he is headed for an emotional tailspin just as Crowley doubts the sustainability of something long term. 

Can these two pilot their relationship through past insecurities and push through the turbulent challenges their current lifestyles present? Or will they release the controls and allow their hearts to fall to pieces?

A Good Omens Human AU.

Oliver and Felicity talk about the first time they met.

we were good, we were gold

kind of dream that can't be sold

(or, jiang yanli and jin zixuan, from the least significant to the most significant)

Jessica's always known the chicken drumstick on her wrist will lead her to her soulmate. She's also known ever since she met him that Billy sure as hell isn't it. When her mother hires a stunningly handsome private chef who dreams of opening a chicken restaurant... well, she can hardly be blamed for hoping.

a fic for the KFC ad/short film A Recipe for Seduction (2020)

Marcy has learnt an entire dead language for this. It's a shame no one seems to understand that reading Ancient Amphibian is way more complicated than reading English.

An Amphibia fic, with spoilers for season 2.

At the end of Day 99 of Season Ten's regular season, Jaylen Hotdogfingers was swapped with Tillman Henderson and became the first blaseball player to die twice. 

Soon after, Mike Townsend got a phone call from Fitzgerald Wanderlust.

Everyone who lives in the mountain is nameless, and so is the jackdaw. The jackdaw is known as Hanya Si, which is not a name, but an assignment.

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Hanya Si and the sun.

All things considered, it is quite hard to run away properly, when your friends can, quite literally, follow you to the Ends Of The Universe And Back.

This is fairly annoying when your friends' primary motivations for hunting you down seems to be to pretend that Everything's Fine Without Him, Really, ruin your perfectly-sweet, perfectly-quiet happiness with a sudden onset of Relationship Crisis, and to sidle you into playing Therapist when your only qualifications for the role are that you were once (sort of; it's a long story) a God and/or have previously given some Exciting News to a random virgin woman and some shepherds, neither of which are particularly helpful.

Beelzebub is Mildly Furious, Gabriel is Quietly Amused: together they're, well, sort of just... Meh about it all? 

Zoya Nazalensky thought nothing could be worse than taking an intro acting class as a senior.

Then she met Nikolai Lantsov.

The week after Lan Xichen turns twenty-three, he is told that the elders have decided it is time: the matchmaker has been called.

Sect Leader Lan must find a wife.

It will, he is assured, simply be a process of him dictating his perfect woman to the matchmaker who will find the girl and make suitable introductions. Zewu-jun is, after all, the First Jade of Lan; who would refuse him?

This is less comforting than it's supposed to be because Lan Xichen is left with the awkward, mortifying ordeal of considering the prospect of a wife, and all the books on the subject are, well, unhelpful for a man of his temperament.

It is his greatest challenge yet, so, naturally, he ropes all his brothers into it - willing, unwilling, unwitting.

(Shufu is simply grateful there are no more Explanations required. Twice was twice more than enough.) 

For The Decades Challenge By CharlieDay Won 2nd Place.

A relatively fluffy one shot of some hilarity between Sirius and Lily. Decades between the 70s and 90s, ends on Christmas in HP 5.

799 reads on the old HPFF site.

through fire, out of silver and gold are shaped grief, passion, love and glory. 

(or, feanor, in the fullness of light)